January 2010
There are so many hopes and wishes for my New...
lilykily:
I wish one or two of them were coming true tonight.
Sorry, but TJ told us not to send pictures of our junk.
Action Method →
NFNYR (No Fail New Years Resolution)
I will use “Action Method” for keeping my to-do lists. I will start ignoring it after about a day and a half.
December 2009
Formative Pleasures
mrgan:
In your childhood, you must’ve seen a particular movie (or three) dozens, if not hundreds, of times. It was your favorite VHS/DVD, or maybe you only had a few and you couldn’t be picky. It is probably true that whatever what movie was, today you have a nearly cellular-level familiarity with it. You recognize its sound right away. Lines of its dialogue pop into your head for no reason. You...
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yellowsuitcase:
“One’s destination is never a place, but a new way of seeing things.”
— Henry Miller
You changed the way I look at life. Forever.
never forget
Same thing I do every year, Pinky. Try to take...
I don't make resolutions.
monkeyfrog:
I never have, because I don’t keep them. I don’t stick to diets, homes, husbands, hairstyles, or anything else. My main consistency is my inconsistency.
But.
I am making one this year. I’m making it out loud, because I have got to keep it or it’s gonna kill me. As melodramatic as it sounds, it is straight up true. I know I can count on you all to help me.
2010 is the year I am...
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I do float, if that's what you're asking,...
(via yodelmachine)
SHE TURNED ME INTO A NEWT!
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I like it when my kitty trots next to me when I...
yodelmachine:
It makes me feel like I have a daemon.
That sounds familiar.
Don't you hate it when you've just finished saving...
xntrek:
redcloud:
(via xntrek)
I AM FASTER THAN SOMEONE WHO IS A YEAR IN THE FUTURE!!!!
I blame the red tape of the temporal displacement protocol.
I blame your lack of pants.
More and more passengers willing to give up... →
halfbakedidea:
FTA: “The idea of an electronic strip search did not bother Judy Yeager, 62, of Sarasota, Fla., as she prepared to depart Las Vegas. She stood in the full-body scanner Wednesday afternoon and held her arms up as a security official guided her through the gray closet-sized booth.
“If it’s going to protect a whole airplane of people, who gives a flying you-know-what if they see my...
Don't you hate it when you've just finished saving...
(via xntrek)
I AM FASTER THAN SOMEONE WHO IS A YEAR IN THE FUTURE!!!!
“May your coming year be filled with magic and dreams and good madness. I hope...”
– Neil Gaiman (via vinh) (via conorh) (via theantidote)
Top tweets in 2009
covertheearth:
“Dude, I said Tapas bar, not topless bar.”
“Do you know how hard it is to get fifty dollars in $1 bills? On a Sunday?”
and
If someone had told me in 10 years I’d have a slim pocket television to distract my kids with, I would have said “SHIT I HAVE KIDS?”
Those are the old ones though. The current top one is:
“You know what? Interracial marriages are bad for the kids. It’s...
Real Genius
Bodie: He said he didn't feel like it. And I said, you'd better! And he said, or what? And I said, or else you're gonna be in trouble. And he said jam it.
Professor Hathaway: That's a wonderful story, Bodie. I noticed you've stopped stuttering.
Bodie: I've been giving myself shock treatments.
Professor Hathaway: Up the voltage.
I just set my gchat status to "It's complicated"
Because I’m like that.
I also can't believe only one person wants to play...
sokeri:
did I hold out too long?
thanks toldorknown for making me feel like less of a loser by starting a game with me!
Yes, it’s that stupid 20 game limit they have. :(
So, who wants to spoon?
Making out optional.
Also, Epstein.
monkeyfrog:
And Mork and Charlie.
Edit: That makes me a weird, rhyming,bossy, maladjusted sneaky slut. So, yeah.
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh ooh! Mista Kotta! Mista Kotta!
kaffeineme:
GEE, IT’S A GOOD THING TUMBLR UPGRADED.
I’ve been thinking the same thing all night.
monkeyfrog:
Ugh. Why is it so fucking hard to talk to someone? Why do I have so little trust and patience? Just shoot me in my big fat stupid head.
I dunno. Just is, sometimes. Be kind to yourself; it gets easier that way. <3
I have this *tremendous* headache right now
And by “tremendous” I mean “really mild” and I am such a wuss.
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milkglassmao:
mathcat345:
rsmallbone:
I totally wanted to be a stunt man when I was a kid! Just like Dar Robinson! Also, an archeologist. A STUNT archeologist.
Sort of an Indiana Jones type? You only need the hat, as I know you have the whip. I mean, ummmm…look over there! *scurries away*
My best stunt is not falling flat on my face after tripping on roots, and picking the lunch spots...
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Just two questions? Lame.
guillee:
How do you filter the questions you answer? You never seem to take on any of mine.
If I don’t answer a question it’s either because I don’t have a clever answer or because I got distracted by TV/food/porn/something shiny and forgot to do it.
you should go hang out with that cool chick stevie, cause i think you’d have lots of fun and she will try really hard not to laugh if you...
The man who is scaling Mt. Criterion film by film... →
toldorknown:
“My absolute favorite commentary track on any Criterion title so far,” he said, “is the one with NASA consultant Dr. Joe Allen and asteroid consultant Ivan Bekey (as well as the cinematographer, Joe Schwartzman) talking about ‘Armageddon.’ It’s basically two-and-a-half hours of these guys saying, over and over again, ‘We told Michael Bay that this scene was completely...
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Wondering how I can post a picture of my own...
monkeyfrog:
I’m old enough to bastardize and invent superlatives if I want.
You’re the bastardizerest!
Twitter/Tumblr related stuff I meant to do this...
sokeri:
send those dog toys to Sadie. I still have them. just haven’t shipped them. I suck.
send those magnets to Robin. I still have them. just haven’t shipped them. I suck.
send postcards to several of you. I still have a ton from the Oregon coast. I haven’t written or addressed them. I suck.
make and send that mail art project to PERMENTER!. I suck.
decide once and for all if I’m going to...
