Hey. Odd or even?

steelopus:

inthefade:

(via sloganeerist)

Even. It always has to be even. Odd numbers make me feel…odd. They’re hard and jagged where even numbers are soft and smooth. Odd numbers get stuck in my throat, even numbers roll off my tongue. Odd makes me feel uncomfortable. Even makes me feel safe.

I see colors as odd or even, too. Green is odd. Brown is even. Brown is also four, though I guess that makes sense to no one but me. Three is green. Pink is even. Yellow is odd. Nine is black.

Even.

I absolutely agree that green is an odd, because green is awesome and odd numbers are also awesome.

Even numbers are the scourge of the earth.

It appears that steelopus it the anti-inthefade.