A Dream Like Mine

rinaedin:

jacobius:

Now that we’ve reached Lake Vostok, the buried-in-ice Antarctic lake, perhaps the most ancient untouched lake (20 Million Years I think, since it last saw the surface?), here are some things I think we should expect:

1) Waterbears in the lake. Because waterbears are everywhere. Even in space.

2) $160 bottles of ancient Lake Vostok water on the black market. You can make a $320 Ancient Antarctic water and whisky, if you use 100 years old Shackleton’s finest!

3) An X-Files like alien virus that escapes from the lake after being frozen since before man rose to be. This will bring the 2012 apocalypse.

I need to borrow $320 please. Also a spaceship so I can get the hell off this planet because hello here comes the alien virus.

They lost radio contact with Russian team for almost a week. 

WHY DOES NO ONE REMEMBER “THE THING”???