My first name is Maria. And I’d be honored to join your club, except the truth is I’m too lazy to be a chronic masturbator. I can’t be bothered.
I just keep putting it off, and never get around to it.
That’s right, I’m a chronic procrasturbator.
I just keep putting it off, and never get around...it. That’s right,
We often can’t...bothered most of...time either. It just...