piscesinpurple:

My first name is Maria. And I’d be honored to join your club, except the truth is I’m too lazy to be a chronic masturbator. I can’t be bothered.

I just keep putting it off, and never get around to it.

That’s right, I’m a chronic procrasturbator.

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    I just keep putting it off, and never get around...it. That’s right,
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    We often can’t...bothered most of...time either. It just...
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