A Dream Like Mine


  1. contemplatingmadness:

    crazybus:

    when i’m a doctor doing a surgery right before the person goes out under the anesthesia i’m going to say ‘ok pull up the wikihow article’

    “Wait. I’m not a medical doctor.” 

    When I had my kidney stone blasted, I heard the doctor singing as he scrubbed in just before the anesthesia knocked me out cold. It was the only time I had seen him happy. It gave me great confidence in him.

    I guess he just really loves sticking lasers up urethras.

    (via bloodredorion)