An actual thing: Britain used to have giant lions. Massive bastards that weighed seven hundred pounds or more. We ate them all.
BRITAIN: WE ATE ALL THE GIANT FUCKING LIONS.
THAT’S right. With THESE teeth.
Source: warrenellis
Buwahahaha! warrenellis: An actual thing: Britain used to have giant lions. Massive bastards that weighed seven hundred...
What about the unicorns, though?