Read that copy. OMG, read that fucking copy.
I remember drinking Pepsi when I was 4. And I never fit in!
Wonderfully daft. And apparently a fake. From here: //rjwhite.tumblr.com/post/472668874/fact-checking
I should have drunk more coke as a kid.
“[L]ifetime of guaranteed happiness” = type two diabetes.
It is kind of amazing our society is not even sicker
A “LIFETIME” of “GUARANTEED” “HAPPINESS”. Wow, talk about superlatives…
… for a lifetime of guaranteed happiness.
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I was drinking Coke out of my fucking baby bottle and boy am I still socially awkward.
nobody takes coca cola more seriously than me.
I remember drinking Pepsi when I was 4. And I never fit in!
Read that copy. OMG, read that fucking copy.