Are you pondering what I’m pondering, Pinky?
GPO me, my thinning hair, my thickening beard, and a giant teddy bear (which makes two of us.)
My beard and I went out for coffee.
Gratuitous picture of my angelic halo.
I used highly advanced software to find out what I’d look like if I had blue eyes. And bad lighting. And a towel rack behind my head.
No one asked me what happened to my arms today, so I didn’t get to say, “Vampire sandwich.”
Take picture of self. Laugh at how bad it is. Take picture of self happier now. Repeat. Post.
Sitting outside, waiting for my anxiety to evaporate. I think it’s working.
It’s a long way down from here.