I imagine a pigeon from hell would be relentlessly effective at not being terrifying.
I imagine this to be TJ's nemesis.
Stevie is the best. THE. BEST.
TJ: Well, no one warned me that Jeremy was going to be posting pictures of his floppy meat either… I thought everyone got that out of their system the other night.
Hello. My name is Jack, and absolutely nobody has phoned me with porn tonight. I feel so left out. :(