Me in my mind: badass, lithe chick lifting heavy weight
Me in reality: baby giraffe with limbs all akimbo
Gee, that’s not nearly as satisfying without pictures.
Fixed that for ya.
I hope it doesn’t turn us all into zombies.
Consumer culture and television have already done that to a large portion of the population.
I for one welcome our virus-killing overlords.
See what I mean?