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I just want to stay in one place. I don’t want to leave the house.
He’s definitely my son
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No, he really is smart
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O:They're, uh....
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O:What kind of tree grows from pine cones?
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Me:Uh... pine trees?
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O:Oh, yeah, that's it.
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My son is with his grandparents, who took him up to Flagstaff to see this novelty called “snow”.
Snowfort: Achievement Unlocked.
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I should have realized…
…that my son saying, “I’m cold” and, “Daddy, will you put this blanket on me?” were preface to him immediately falling asleep on the couch.
Also, this is why we have two couches.
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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me… seven… thousand… golden rings!
Orion
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Orion and I, Thankgiving 2012.
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I am a horrible, horrible person
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My son:I'm furious!
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Me:Furious?
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My son:Yes, furious!
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Me:Nice to meet you, Furious!
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And then I laugh much, much too hard.
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I’m gonna go cause destruction!
Orion
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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I don’t care.
Orion
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I’m worried that he’s not having enough fun on his trip.
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That kid in the middle. I miss him.
But I wish he’d sit up straight. And comb his hair. Sheesh.
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Swimming on the 4th of July.
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Listening to my son express his frustration with his friends, hearing so much of myself in his words and tone, I realize I am raising a tiny, grumpy old man.
It’s sort of adorable, actually.
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A crazy guy.
And his father.
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Symbolic initiation face paint.
I guess they’re not allowed to use blood any more.
