"phoning jack with porn"
Stevie is the best. THE. BEST.
You know how it seems that the first tweet posted by so many first-time Twitter users usually ends up being something like “Trying to figure out this Twitter thing.”?
Turns out there is a very common Missing e-related tweet or Tumblr post that I see quite often:I JUST realized why it's called "Missing e"! I can't believe it took me so long.
I HAZ A LEGACY.
YOU DISAPPEARED MY FRIEND JACK.
OR I WILL GET ALL REZ GIRL ON YOUR ASSES.
Since my hearts don’t show up on posts anymore (though they still count in the number of “notes” on the post) I’m just going to start yelling “HEART!” every time I read a post I like.